fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
pokey-mans works a little bit better, but might make it too obvious that you’re trying to make them upset
pikachus. call them all pikachus. digimon? pikachus. magic cards? also pikachus. sexy catgirls? definitely pikachus. ”That’s a cool pikachu,” you say of their twilight sparkle figurine. after whatever blistering explanation results, just nod. “there’s a lot of pikachus out there, huh.” you say. “that’s nice.”
Life is full of difficult decisions.
someone restrain me
this is the only way to talk to me more than once
this is painfully accurate
goodnight, sweet prince.
I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.