posted 37 minutes ago12572 notes (pariseffect • source youmademeyourown)

roachpatrol:

ceruleanmakesasplash:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

pokey-mans works a little bit better, but might make it too obvious that you’re trying to make them upset

pikachus. call them all pikachus. digimon? pikachus. magic cards? also pikachus. sexy catgirls? definitely pikachus. ”That’s a cool pikachu,” you say of their twilight sparkle figurine. after whatever blistering explanation results, just nod. “there’s a lot of pikachus out there, huh.” you say. “that’s nice.” 

posted 23 hours ago66153 notes (mistressandry • source cephalodogs)

melkior:

send hELP

posted 2 days ago82981 notes (lychgate • source melkior)
prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

posted 1 week ago47729 notes (floozys • source prismatoid)

yama-z-aki:

someone restrain me

posted 1 week ago23093 notes (lychgate • source yama-z-aki)
fozmeadows:

mattmcguigan:


this is the only way to talk to me more than once

this is painfully accurate

fozmeadows:

mattmcguigan:

this is the only way to talk to me more than once

this is painfully accurate

posted 1 week ago97072 notes (surkea • source mattmcguigan)
sofapizza:

goodnight, sweet prince.

sofapizza:

goodnight, sweet prince.

posted 1 week ago304925 notes (floozys • source humortrain)

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

posted 1 week ago325563 notes (roseshock • source iraffiruse)
posted 1 week ago48324 notes (lychgate • source 0lightsource)
awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

posted 1 week ago179781 notes (erikamalaria • source awwww-cute)